Close to you

Why do bugs suddenly appear
Everytime, you are near?
Just like me, they long to be
Close to you

Why do codes always got errors
Everytime, you walk by?
Just like me, they long to be
Close to you

On the day that you went out
The managers got together
And decided to create a dream SRS
So they sprinkled sweet words in the docs
And push the schedule till you wanna cry

That is why all the big projects
Keep dragging all along.
Just like me, you better be
Far from them