Sunday, April 30, 2006

For the first time

Are those your codes?
Is that your work?
I been looking at these for ever,
Yet I never saw you before.
Are these your bugs? Bugging me?

Now I wonder how you could have been so blind.
And for the first time, I am looking at your codes.
For the first time, I'm seeing who you are.
A Smart, Get-Things-Done programmer
Your algorithm's so fine
Now I understand what code is,
Code is...
For the first time...

Can this be real?
Can this be true?
Was this code working fine this morning?
But now it just crashes
It's all so strange.
How can it be?
All along the bugs were right in front of me!
And for the first time, I am looking at your codes.
For the first time, I am seeing who you are.
A Smart, Get-Things-Done programmer
Your algorithm's so fine
Now I understand what code is,
Code is...
For the first time.

Such a long time ago,
I had given up on solving this small issue,
Ever again.
But you left me contacts,
Yes I found you somehow,
And I've never stop bugging you.
And for the first time, I am looking at your codes.
For the first time, I am seeing who you are.
A Smart, Get-Things-Done programmer
Your algorithm's so fine
Now I understand what code is,
Code is...
For the first time.

Close to you

Why do bugs suddenly appear
Everytime, you are near?
Just like me, they long to be
Close to you

Why do codes always got errors
Everytime, you walk by?
Just like me, they long to be
Close to you

On the day that you went out
The managers got together
And decided to create a dream SRS
So they sprinkled sweet words in the docs
And push the schedule till you wanna cry

That is why all the big projects
Keep dragging all along.
Just like me, you better be
Far from them

Have You Ever Really Loved PROGRAMMING?

To really love programming,
To understand it,
You've got to know every theory inside
Hear every byte,
See every bit,
And optimise codes to watch programs fly.
Then when you find yourself sipping coffee in your chair
You know you really love programming

When you love programming,
You find ways to speed up your codes.
When you love programming,
Find bugs before QA does.
If you need IDE, you can rely on Eclipse or Netbeans.
So tell me have you ever really ... really, really ever loved PROGRAMMING?

To really love programming,
Let codes consume you,
Till you know how to nail that old bug.
You've got to think codes, really think hard,
Till you can feel it in your blood.
And when you see your open source projects in Sourceforge...
You know you really love programming.

When you love programming,
You'll play with every IT trend.
When you love programming,
You'll create great, cool programs.
If you need some real help, fire up your browser and point to Google.
So tell me have you ever really ... really, really ever loved PROGRAMMING?

You've got to persevere,
Use patterns, a little boldness too.
You've got to get it right.
You will be wiser for the next big assignment...
You really gotta love programming.

And when you find yourself having projects in open source
You know you really love programming.

When you love programming,
Think of solutions that's really wanted.
When you love programming,
Tell your codes you really care.
The world needs good coders, not just those who talk big, but just do nothing
So tell me have you ever really ... really, really ever loved programming?
So tell me have you ever really ... really, really ever loved programming?
So tell me have you ever really ... really, really ever loved programming?